10 Things I am not Allowed to do at School Part 1

1. I am not allowed to go up to a red head and ask if they have a soul. 

   -Especially if they're a teacher.

2. When asked by a teacher what the answer is, I am not allowed to say that it is classified.

   -Nor that it is up their butt and around the corner

3. Leaving the classroom for a medical emergency is okay. Leaving because I'm bored is not.

4. I will not add 'as it has been foretold' to the end of any of my sentences.

5. I am not allowed to bring a crucifix to class and try to exorcise any of my classmates.

6. I am not allowed to smile creepily and hum the 'Freddy's Coming for You' while looking at freshman.

7. When asked to write an essay, it is not appropriate to write up a four page essay on why I should not write that essay.

8. Just because I may think someone looks particularly promiscuous today, does not mean I should voice my thoughts out loud. 

9. It is highly inappropriate to start singing 'Cancer' when eating school food.

  -Even if it may give you cancer

10. I am not allowed to reset my watch to two hours ahead and be upset when I get detention for leaving the premise early. 

These are just some of a few things I have always wanted to do, but knew my dad would skin me alive if I ever attempted any of them. I would almost want to do them just to see his face but I would prefer not being grounded. 

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